Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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