Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
