i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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