He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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