Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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