I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
My pussy is not your playground.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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