Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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