Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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