So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
you had me at cake vodka
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Randomize
