how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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