i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
We had sex on a dog bed..
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
tell me about the fingering
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