How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I wish i was in the wii world.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Randomize
