Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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