we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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