If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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