Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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