he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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