we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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