yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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