My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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