Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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