You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Randomize
