the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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