Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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