remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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