So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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