Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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