I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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