smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Randomize
