So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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