are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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