You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I understand Curling. That high.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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