I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
operation have a gay friend backfired
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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