Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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