My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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