Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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