Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
