Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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