dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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