There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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