Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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