I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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