i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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