if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I'm at about main and main street
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize
