So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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