is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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