you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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