So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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