real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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