You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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