I hope mine doesn't look like that
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
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