Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
