That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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