I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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